Monday, September 27, 2004

My Philosophy On Life (as explained by Axl Rose)

"I realize I make exactly the same scream whether a great white is attacking me or there's a piece of seaweed brushing my leg"

Why yes, I do have an intense and alarming fear of fish, thanks for asking. No, shockingly, I don't think it's super awesome when I'm swimming along in the ocean and I see a bunch of dolphins. And yes, I know they aren't really fish. And for the love of gawd, don't tell me once I get in there that I should shuffle my feet so I don't get bit by a sting ray. Thanks - The Management

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