Lucky for her she's so darn cute.

It is possible to be the embodiment of all evile and still be the cutest puppy ever.

Exhibit A, if you will:

Confidential to Mr. E

I thought you would be intested in knowing that Starbucks boy just hard core flirted with me.
Despite the ready and cheap access to Frappucinos that his boyish charms promised, my heart remains loyal only to you.